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MAIN EVENT
3 WAY DANCE FOR TAG TITLES
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
VS.
JACKASSES
VS.
INCREDIBLY SEXY
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Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the main event! LET'S GET READYTO RUUUUUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Styles: This is the moment you have all been waiting for! The 3 Way Dance for the Tag Title! Insane Clown Posse has just recently consumed the Tag Team Title last Sunday night! We have Insane Clown Posse Vs. Jackasses Vs. Incredibly Sexy!!
Lawler: Those Jackasses are damn nuts! Damn nuts!
Styles: They dove about 20 ft. onto Ultimate Warrior during one of his matches. These guys are crazy and I wouldn't be surprised to see them win the title.
Lawler: Incredibly Sexy, Adam Copeland and Justin Credible is a team to look out for! These guys are going to make sparks in the EHWF!
Styles: I wouldn't doubt them for one second!
Lawler: They need to watch out for Steve Austin! Credible has interfeared and even costed him a match, I wouldn't be surprised to see his face!
Buffer:Now making their way to the ring is AAAAAAAAdam Copland and Justin Crediblllllllllllle.
Lawler: These guys are going to win this match with no doubt.
Styles: You can never doubt the champ though.
(As they wait for there opponents they pace around the ring)
Buffer: Now making their way to the ring with their manager Chainsaw Charlie, New JAAAAAACK and Cactuuuuuus Jaaaaaack.
Lawler: These guys are going to get beat right off the bat. They don't stand a chance.
(Jackass chase Incerdible Sexy out of the ring with their bats)
Buffer: Now the EHWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS INSANE CLOWN POSSE, Violent J and Shaggs 2 Dope!
(Insane Clown Posse, Violent J, and Shaggs 2 Dope come out to the ring with their belts around their right shoulder and Marlena standing off to the side.)
Styles: These guys look ready to wrestle.
Lawler: They aren't going to be when Adam Copeland or Justin Credible gets after them.
Styles: It looks like Cactus Jack, Violent J, and Adam Copeland are starting out.
Styles: Violent J going after Copeland right away pounding on him as Cactus Jack comes from behins with a piece of rope and is choking Violent J! Copeland is taking a breather as Cactus Jack continues to choke Violent J.
Lawler: His face looks like a blueberry!
Styles: Copeland hits Cactus Jack from behind with a dropkick. Jack falls on top of Violent J and Violent J is struggling to breathe. Copeland lifts Cactus Jack up and sends Jack to the ropes but Jack reverses it and catapolts Copeland over the top rope and Copeland lands hard on the steel railing! Cactus Jack looks like he is going for the Sunset Flip but Copeland moves and Jack hits the railing.
Lawler: Idiot!
Styles: Violent J has a chair and he just nailed Cactus Jack over the head with it and it doesn't look like it fazed him a bit! He is weird! Copeland just tagged in Credible and Credible is heading for the top ropes and delivers a corkscrew plancha on Violent J!
Lawler: Now that's a wrestler!
Styles: Violent J hit his head hard on the arena floor!
Lawler: So!
Styles: Cactus Jack hitting Incredible with a strong uppercut and Jack has the advantage over Credible! Jack sends Credible to the steel railing and Credible flips over the top of it into the crowd!!Lawler: He should be locked up and never be let out in the society!!
Styles: Violent J gets back in and tags his partner Shaggs 2 dope. Man he has a lot of ener.....
Lawler: What the Hell!?!?!?
Styles: The lights have turned off and it sounds like the Dark Side's Music.
Lawler: But nobody from the Dark Side stable is here. Why don't they just leave? They scare me.
Styles: Shut up! Everyone is here Undertaker, Ultimate Warrior, Sting, and Syxx.
Lawler: What the Hell are they doing Here???!!!!
Styles: Everyone is just staring at them. Wait a minute Shaggs 2 dope just did a Moonsault over the top rope right on Cactus Jack. Now the Dark Side is throwing a chair to each of the Insane Clown Posse and Shaggs just nailed Justin on the top of the head. Shaggs rolls Justin back into the ring and Cactus grabs him.
Lawler: What the Hell are they doing?
Styles: They are setting up for the Jackass. And they nailed it. ONE...Two...Three the Incredible Sexy are out!
Lawler: What!!?
Styles: Wow, now both teams are in the ring. Cactus is going after Violent J and New Jack is going after Shaggs. Wow!!! New Jack just superkicked Violent J out of the ring! The Ref is watching them outside of the ring.
Lawler: Look Undertaker just stepped over the top rope and is in the ring. OH my he just picked up New Jack and Tombstoned him!
Styles: The ref is not paying any attention to it. The ref just turned around and Syxx came from behind Cactus Jack and Slaps on the Buzz Killer! Now the Ref is paying attention to the inside of the ring!!!
Lawler: Finally the Dark Side is leaving. What?? Undertaker is not leaving. What else does he want?? He already tombstoned one guy. Now what is he going to Tombstone Violent J or something?
Styles: Now every one is in the ring, but Jackass is out. Insane Clown Posse is setting up for the Death Drop. Violent J is on the top rope and HE NAILED IT!!!! Now what are they doing?
Lawler: It looks like they are doing it to Cactus Jack now. He nailed it again. They both lean over and pin both Cactus and New Jack at the same time. ONE......TWO......THREE!!!!!!!!
Buffer: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, VIOLENT J AND SHAGGS 2 DOPE!!!!!!!!
Lawler: What the Hell is Undertaker doing?
Styles: Undertaker is in the ring now and he is walking up to Violent J.He is yelling for the mic.
Lawler: Well give him the Damn mic!!
Undertaker: The Dark Side is now the Stable with the Tag Team Champions... Insane Clown Posse are the newest member of the Dark Side... We will never again be defeated...
(The lights black out and Undertaker and Insane Clown Posse are gone and the belts that were right next to Lawler have disapeared as well.)
Lawler: What the Hell? Where did the Belts go?!!?
Styles: Spontaneous Combustion!
Lawler: You really are dumb, know that?