[Camera opens to Insane Clown Posse, and thousands of screaming fans. 
After the PPV, Twiztid took a lil break, and Violent J and Shaggy went
to Detroit to have THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE HOMECOMING PARTY...]

Violent J: "Heeeyyyyy, Detroiiiiiiit!!!  What the f--- did I tell
y'all??  Yup, thats right, I brought the gizzold back to all y'all... 
The rightful and soul owner of this gold is all the Juggalos.  For all
the fat Juggalos, the crackhead Juggalos, The churchboy Juggalos, and
all-- I dont give a f---, WE GOT IT!  Like I said, well, Antman just
sucked... Nuttin to talk about there.  But I got the run of my f---in
life.  The hardest fight of my life.  Myth and CloWn at once. 
Surprisingly, I thought I had no chance in hell in that ring... that
goddamn battlefield.  CloWn just poundin on my nug, as Myth was f---in
up my ribs and s---.  And what is my reward for this???  This Gold. 
The highest point anyone can reach.  The highest level anyone could stand
upon.  This f---in gold is my life.  I tried my f---in best.  Put all
my f---in effort into this.  Put my life on the line.  I wouldnt give a
f--- if I died in that ring.  I woulda died tryin for that belt. 
Knowing it was my time to try to bring it back to y'all, you heard me?"

Violent J: "CloWn, so what you think?  Friends?  CloWn,  you tried all
you could to keep that belt.  And I admit that I recieved the ass
beating of my life.  I hated every second of it, but I knew that I must
go on.  And look where it got me...  right on top."

Violent J: "Now Myth... the scariest thing in my life happened to me in
that match, and it all happened in slow motion.... Me, and you... the
last two in the ring.  You running towards me, just about to eliminate
me... I was like... 'MOVE!  MOVE! MOVE!', but my body just stood
there... like, 'YOUR ABOUT TO LOSE THIS GOLD...'  so I dunno how it
happened, but I got outta it...  With that in mind, I want to give you
the FIRST shot at the title...  Not because of PITY, I have no PITY,
but because it was LUCK on my behalf, and I want to know who really would
win...  The ball is in your court, on this."

Violent J: "Myth, now, we go onto another big ass subject.  The
destruction of my brother..  I loved your PARODY on Alicia...  But
together, me and you gonna do this, and it GONNA BE THE NEXT CARD WHEN
IT HAPPENS..."

Violent J: "Now, Brotha, Brotha, Brotha... I know your in the bedroom,
just pissed cause I won the gold.  That makes me a TWO TIME CHAMPION! 
And you despise me.  You have a lil PINCH of jealousy in you.  Because
you beating me down, trying to kill me to prove your SICK SENCE OF
LOVE.
 well, F--- YOU."

Violent J: "Ominous Man, I have not turned down OUR SOUTHWEST DETROIT
STREET FIGHT.  F--- NO!  This where I was born, mutha----.  Where I
had
my first fight... Where I sold my drugs to make life easier on me. 
This
is where my blood lies, embedded in the concrete.  You pick the date,
and Ima be here..."

Shaggy: "Yeahhhh.... whassup, Detroit?  This is the Shaggy...  And I
gots a lil sumtin sumtin on my mind, know what Im sayin?  Look here... 
I want to fight DUKe... DUKe, I challenge you, you heard me,
mutha----? I want to rip your limbs off, and smack your mom with them... Then
[Censored] [Censored] on the table while you and your dads is eating dinner!"

Violent J: "Alvarado... I got this to say to you..."

[He shoves the belt at the camera.]

Violent J: "HA-F---ING-HA, BXTCH."

[The Juggalos overwhelm what J is trying to say.]

[The camera is thrown down, cause of all the rukkus, and the screens
across america turn to static...]