[Camera opens to The OutSidaz]
[Gweedo and Shaggy are going over their future plans for CWO]
Violent J: "Jelly Nuts, get your f---en ass over here. Im sick and
f---in tired of all this s--- thats happening. F--- it all, you know
what Im sayin? We got Anthony and his age old Metallica wannabe's back
in this mutha----. Well, Litton, lemme let you know a lil sumtin,
sumtin. Litton, you say you been gettin rid of us since day one huh?
Well, I remember BRUTALY BEATING YOUR ASS in the ring. I also remember
BRUTALLY BEATING REY'S ASS. I also remember Twiztid BRUTALLY BEATING
THE DISPOSABLE TAMPONS ASSES. What the F---!? You are really gettin
immature, Antman. You are nuttin but a puss filled white head on a
sewer sluts mouth. You aint nuttin. You never knocked us down,
therefore, you will never, EVER F---en BEAT ME, or my CREW. This also
goes for OMINOUS MAN, YOU CANT GET RID OF US EITHER, MUTHA----!"
Shaggy: "Yo, J, calm down-"
Violent J: "Shut your hole, Shaggy. OMINOUS MAN, your evil f---in
powers are another thing thats gettin old. Cant seem to wrestle
regualry huh? F--- it, you gotta wanna be crew of Undertakers
MINISTRY.
And dont go sayin 'Oh, The Undertaker stole the Ministry from me.'
Cos, you know damn f---in well that that old mutha---- had it first,
and you wanna be like him. You cant destroy me. You cant harm me.
You
cant kill the Wicked Clownz. You aint s---. One day, you will wake up
outta your FAIRY TALE dream of you conquering the CWO, and realize,
'Hey, Im justa guy who hasta hide from the world, and pretend to be
something I'm not!' All this is a dream, Grant. You cant fake it for
long. You wanna be immature, and start callin me names? YOu and your
crew may think thats funny, but when you have the Millions of Juggalos
turn they back on the CWO, your gonna be cryin. Because you know, of
all
people, that they all watch the CWO, because of me. I run the show.
You know that, Grant. When, and eventually when, The Juggalos do turn
they backs, the CWO will drop the next day. Thats when the [Censored!)
Shows like Nitro and Raw will be happy. Good Ol Vinnie Mac will be happy.
He just waitin for you to keep actin like a jack ass, infact, he be willin
to give you a lil lesson."
Violent J: "Now, I dont have a f---in clue about whats goin on. What
matches are gonan be happening cos the F---IN thing is always DOWN,
y'all know what I mean. But I hear the CLOWN is havin a double booked
on the PPV. This is what I got to say about that. If he is double
booked, f--- it, take it out, you heard? Cos it aint for for him to
have a match, then go into the TRIPLE THREAT match. If you still didnt
hear me, the PPV will not occur. What kinda PPV will it be if the
CHAMP dont show up? Me and CLOWN will jsut go to the bar, and have a
good time. None of the matches will happen."
Violent J: "Alvarado... and if Clown dont show up, Ima help Clown get
Johnny Cochran on your punkass, and we gonna sue you, you heard me, so
do as I say, and well, DONT DOUBLE BOOK CLOWN."
Violent J: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Good old ANTHONY. Lemme tell you
something while Im on tha subject, mutha----. You aint gonna get s---
at the PPV. WE are going to have the TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, the on the
following Hardcore, you face the Champion. Plain and Simple, like that
PU--- DUKe says."
Violent J: "And a word of advise, Alvarado. You interfere in my match,
you gonna die, brotha. Ominous Man, you interfere, you gonna die too.
Ominous Man, let this match go through. You and I know what it means
to be a champ, and we know what its like to be screwed outta this s---.
So, YOU F--- UP MY CHANCE, YOU DEAD."
[Violent J pretends to shoot a gun]
Violent J: "BANG, bxtch boy."
Violent J: " Myth, Myth, Myth. I know I been talkin a lot, but I got
some beef wit you too, homie. You try having the [Censored] ATTACK F---
wit me, and they gonna die. Because You know how many Juggalos attend the
shows? You know that you cant ZAP 30 thousands Juggalos. So, dont
even try. You can try your pathetic mysterious s---, I give no f---s, you
heard me? Only one week left until the PPV, and look, it gonna be a
tear jerker when I give you the DEAD MANS FALL, and your crashed
through the mat. You wont get this title, your Interviews aint s---, and you
say the same thing over and over. Violent Jealousy. What the FXCK am
I jealous of? Answer thee question, cos Im getting sick and f---in
tired of you and your Violent Jealousy. You have no grounds, you have
nothing. You only say that cos you WANT TO SOUND like you the head
mutha---- of the multi million corporation, you know what Im sayin?"
Violent J: "CloWn, I think that they heard me out. And if they didnt,
well, me and you gonna have to F--- s--- up, you know what Im sayin?
Prepare well, homie, cos Ima give you a run for all your worth."
Madrox: "Well, we gotsta the ugly mutha---- who gonna fight us on the
PPV. Well, what do I gotta say about that? Zed, you aint gonna- ahh,
f--- it. You have no idea what Im talkin about."
[Monoxide Child, Shaggy, and Gweedo light up they Newports and walk
out.]
Violent J: "If you dont like Insane Clown Posse, and the
s--- wecreate, then get the F--- OUTTA OUR WORLD!"
[Violent J grabs the cam corder, and smashes it on the
floor. FTB]
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