Introduction By The Jak Jagged

[Scene Opens to a huge room with ICP Posters on the wall and other stuff.. In the middle are two chairs.. One of which Jak Jagged sits, Next to him is TV Set and a VCR.. Jak holds a Tape in his hand]

Jak Jagged>>I hope you are enjoying this retrospective of the wrestling career of E-Fed's Violent J.. Mind you some of this site was altered due to some "Restrictions" from the owners.. None the less this site was rebuilt in a week after it was closed down.. The text in the following matches were also edited for this same reason. As i re-did my Color Commentary for the Violent J Vs. Mass Murderer match But before we go on to that let's take a look at ICP In action as they Decimated Buff Bagwell on Sunday Night Brawl in a Bonus match..

[Jagged slips the tape into the VCR as the scene fades]

[Scene opens to the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas for Sunday Night Brawl! The fans carrys signs and scream their heads off..]

Announcer>>[Bell Rings] This match is a Barbwire Rope Tag Team Match! Coming down the aisle weighing in at 230 pounds..Buff Bagwell!!!

[Buff comes down the aisle flexing and posing while the fans boo]

Ross>Buff looks ready tonight,

Lawler>>I wonder who his Mystery Partner will be?

Announcer>>And Their Opponents.. Accompanied by Marlena and Representing the AOE.. They are the CWO Tag Team Champions.. Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope.. The Insane Clown Posse!!!!!

[The ICP Come down the Aisle wearing their tag team belts while Marlena walks behind them, A Medley Of ICP Tunes blast from the PA System as some of the fans dance in the crowd]

Jagged>>Who....Cares The Clownz ARE IN DA HOUSE!! (Gets On Top of his chair and dances to the Clown's Music)

Announcer>>And Buff's Mystery Tag Team Partner.. Hmmm.. Mmm??

[Announcer looks puzzled, The a Official comes to the ring and gives him a card]

Announcer>>I've Gotten word that the Mystery Partner is not in the building..However Buff Bagwell did show up so the match is now a two on one match!!

Ross>>I don't think Buff is too pleased to hear that!

Lawler>>Another No Show!? Where is the Mystery Partner?

Jagged>>Is it just me or does it look like Buff just wet himself!? HAHAHA!!

Ross>>The Bell rings and both Shaggy and Violent J pummel the unfortunate Bagwell with hard punches and kicks to the ribs..

Lawler>>Oh My God! Now they are scrapping Buff's face across that Barbwire! Ewghh!! His face is all bloody!

Jagged>>Buff is drenched in blood! Violent J delivers a fierce kick to the jewels..And levels that stupid poser with a Dead Man's Fall!!

Ross>>Shaggy 2 Dope mounts the top rope and does a Tennesse Leg Jam off the top rope! Shaggy covers Buff..One..Two..Three!!!

Announcer>>The Winners Of This Match.. Insane Clown Posse!!!

Jagged>>Correction Jimbo.. It's a Juggalo Leg Jam!

[Scene Fades Away.. Then Fades Into The Reunion Arena of Dallas, Texas.. Mass Murderer and his manager Roadie James are in the ring awaiting Violent J]

Announcer>>HIS THIRD OPPONENT.. ONE HALF OF THE CWO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.. ACCOMPANIED BY MARLENA..VIOLENT J!!!

["Halls Of Illusions" By ICP Plays as Violent J runs down the aisle with a rather po'd look on his face.. He races under the ring ropes into the ring]

Ross>>Violent J rolls into the ring only to be caught by
Mass Murderer! The Murderer kicking away at Violent J as
he tried to slide under the ropes!

Lawler>>Murderer is off to a good start right now!

Jagged>>Murderer is a Wuss! I guess Ulrich doesn't got
the cajones to face Violent J one on one so now he's
doing some cheap ass kicks on his ribs.. Hey Ulrich!!
YOU SUCK!!!

Ross>>Murderer still kicking away at Violent J's ribs
with reckless abandon.. J trying get on his feet to
fight back!

Lawler>>Dummy! He should have stayed down.. Murderer
slams Violent J into the turn buckles! Murderer ramming
his shoulders into Violent J's hurt ribs.

Jagged>>Ulrich can beat on J's ribs all he wants it's
just going to to get Violent J even more psycho than he
already his is! Murderer is digging his own grave!!

Ross>>Mass Murderer whips Violent J across the ring and
into the turnbuckles! Mass Murderer slaps the face of
Violent J.. Murderer following up with rabbit punches
to his already battered ribs!

Lawler>>Oh man is he taking it to Violent J! Murderer
now with a couple of swift kicks to the ribs! Murderer
promised before the match that Violent J would suffer
and now he's living up to his word!

Jagged>>C'mon Violent J.. You can do it Bro! Murderer
ain't nothing but a girl compared to you! Yes!! Yes!!
Violent J fighting back with a few punches to the face!
Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

Ross>>But It appears to have made Murderer angrier..
Mass Murderer with a huge fore arm to the side of the
head! Violent J falls out of the buckles.. Murderer
pulls up Violent J and delivers a Back Breaker!! And
that will take a toll on Violent J.. Clutching on his
battered and bruised ribs!

Lawler>>The ribs might be his gameplan.. Murderer tries
a elbow drop and misses!

Jagged>>Violent J struggles to his feet.. runs the ropes
to clothsline Murderer but Murderer ducks and delivers a
shot to the ribs with a high knee!

Ross>>Murderer clamps on a powerful bear hug to help
soften up Violent J's ribs and sap his strength.. It's
taking it's toll as Violent J is screaming and hitting
the air!

Lawler>>Violent J is in a world of hurt! He might have
Internal by the time this match is done.

Jagged>>It ain't over yet Lawler! The fans are chanting
"ICP" "ICP" "ICP" Violent J getting his energy back..
Violent J with a few punches to the head of the "Ass"
Murderer!

Ross>>Indeed Violent J has gotten some of his strength
back.. Violent J keeping up the punches but Murderer
responds by tightning up the bear hug!

Lawler>>Violent J screams out once again.. I think i
heard his ribs break! HAHAHAH!!

Jagged>>Shut Up Jerry! Violent J just grabbed Ulrich's
head..AND HE'S BITING THE MURDERER ON THE FOREHEAD!!

Ross>>Violent J is biting the Murderer bloody.. Blood is
pouring down the Mass Murderer's face.. This maybe have
been enough to break the hold and he does!

Lawler>>His forehead is bloody! Violent J with a head
butt to Murderer.. He stumbles! Violent J runs the ropes

Jagged>>That sorry ass excuse of a wrestler throws a
roundhouse but misses..Violent J off the otherside with
a huge Lariat knocks down the big goof!

Ross>>Violent J with a kick to the head of Murderer!
Violent J with more kicks to the head.. Pulls up on the
Murderer.. Violent J with a Snap Suplex!

Lawler>>Looks like he snapped a few of his own ribs in
the process!

Jagged>>Jerry do me and everyone a favor and shut the
[Censored] Up!

Ross>>Quit it you too. Violent J follows it up with a
Elbow Drop.. Violent J with a few fore arms whips Mass
Murderer into the buckles!

Lawler>>Violent J follows it up with a running knee into
Murderer's ribs while he's trapped in the buckles! a
eye for a eye or in this case or a rib for a rib! HA! HA!

Jagged>>Your the only one laughing at your jokes Lawler.
Violent J with a combo of punches and knee's to the
ribs!! Murderer cringing in pain and screaming for his
Mommy!! CRY ME A RIVER YOU DUMB STUPID FU...Never mind
he isn't worth it!

Ross>>Violent J trys to scoop up Murderer for a slam but
his ribs give out as he clutches them.. Murderer shifts
his weight and crashes down on Violent J in a pin
attempt.. One. Two. Thre..Kick Out!!

Lawler>>Man this Referee ain't a slouch to a fast count!

Jagged>>Yeah Lawler you got a point makes you think that
there isn't more to it! Roadie Jamies which i belive was
a Roadie for Hanson or some other dorky boys group goes
on the ring apron to distract the referee!

Ross>>James argues the count with the Referee while
Violent J is choked on by the Mass Murderer!

Lawler>>Murderer has a way to turn that white face paint
of ICP Blue like he did to Shaggy!! HAHAHAH!!!

Jagged>>You'll be turning blue too if you don't cut it
out Lawler! It's obvious Murderer can't win without
a cheat or one of his Girlfriends jumping into the ring..

Ross>>Murderer lets go of the choke and and slams
Violent J across the back with a few fore arms before
tossing him over the ropes!

Lawler>>Uh Oh! Roadie James is sneaking around the
corner.. J does not see him! I sense the Decapitating
kick is coming up!

Jagged>>James is setting up for that wussy kick of his..
Violent J gets to his feet! YES! VIOLENT J DUCKS IT AND
UPPERCUTS JAMES IN THE..WAIT I DIDN'T THINK HE HAD ANY
TO DO A COWARDLY MOVE LIKE THAT..Oh well he hit him in
his teeny tiny jewels!

Ross>>Murderer sees it and rolls to the outside and
blasts Violent J in the face with a chair! He swings it
again over Violent J's back! And now again in the ribs
Murderer tosses J back into the ring..

Lawler>>He's paying for what he did to James, Mass
Murderer body slams Violent J to the mat.. Murderer
scoops up Violent J and whips him chest first into the
buckles.

Jagged>>Violent J stumbles out but misses a fist and
gets blasted by a Belly To Belly suplex by Murderer!

Ross>>Makes a cutting motion across his throat.. He
hoists up Violent J and positions himself for a big
Superplex! He nails it with perfection! Murderer covers
Violent J for the pin.. One..Two.. Kick Out! Murderer
looks a bit frusterated.

Lawler>>He takes out that frusteration by scooping up
Violent J and whipping him to the ropes and planting
him with a Power Slam!

Jagged>>Mass Murderer now setting him up for a Power
Bomb and executing it!! Oh man my boy Violent J might
be out.. A cover..One..Two..Thr..KICK OUT!! YES! He's
still got juice in him!

Ross>Murderer getting even angrier tries another Power
bomb.. but wait.. Yes! Violent J counters with a back
drop! Violent J on his feet.

Lawler>>Only to bet by a kick by Murderer and a atomic
drop! Murderer tries to irish whip but Violent J
reverses and Murderer hits the buckles!

Jagged>>Murderer tries with a clothesline but Violent J
ducks and does a Side Walk slam!!

Ross>>Violent J now climbing the ropes.. Murderer
getting up.. But he's too late Violent J with a flying
axe handle! Violent J gets his momentum back off the
ropes nearly decapitates Murderer with a nasty Lariat!

Lawler>>Violent J is on a tear for sure.. I hear those
"Juggaloes" or whatever the heck he calls them chanting
his name.. Violent J off the ropes with yet another
clothsline..

Jagged>>Of course what did i tell ya buffoons! This
stupid Jobber shouldn't give J too much trouble..
Violent J setting up for a piledriver..Oh baby.. He hits
it.. That little pea inside Ulrich's head must be
rattling inside.. I tell you it's a mistake for wannabes
like Murderer to think they are even on the same page as
Hardcore bad asses like Violent J!

Ross>>You might be right for once Jagged.. Violent J
throws Murderer to the outside!! Violent J rolls out
and grabs a chair.. He slams it across Murderer's head!
Violent J with another chair shot! And another! Violent
J places the steel chair on top of Murderer and climbs
onto the ring apron..

Lawler>>Violent J shows Murderer how you get the job
done "Hardcore Style" With a leg drop to Murderer with
the chair over his face at ringside!

Jagged>>Exactly King, You see Violent J outclasses Mass
Murderer in every way.. Any dumb idiot like Murderer can
use Power moves like a slam or a elbow drop but can he
fight well with weapons?? No.. He's too much of a Mama's
boy for that.. What about Technical wrestling?? No! He
doesn't got the Brain Capacity for that either!

Ross>>Violent J rolls in Murderer.. And goes for a pin..
One.....Two.......Kick Out!

Lawler>>Violent J stomps Murderer and applies a Armbar..
By the way is that referee on Pot or something?

Jagged>>Another good point King! Nope it could be that
cheap whiskey they drink in Dallas that Inbreds like
Ulrich and his Girlfriend drink or this referee is
obviously counting slow on purpose!

Ross>>Referee makes Violent J break the hold yet Mass
Murderer never touched the ropes? Violent J takes it out
on Murderer with a couple of stomps, Now punching away
at Murderer's face risking himself a dq!

Lawler>>J He stops and picks up Murderer and drops him
with a "Rick Rude" style Neck Breaker.. Here's another
cover..One.....Two.......Th Kick Out!

Jagged>>Hey fool! wake up! That moron is giving a slow
count! what's up with that eh?

Ross>>Violent J with a kick to Murderer's gut and lifts
him up for a power bomb but can't get him up high enough
due to his injured ribs so he settles for a front face
slam.. this should do it.. One......Two.....kick out!
your right Jagged something is up with this referee!

Lawler>>Roadie James is on the apron again.. Murderer is
out. And...WHAT!!!??? Violent J just disappeared!!!???

Jagged>>No!! No!! No!! What the friggin Hell is going
on!!?? [Jumps Up And Down]

Ross>Well it appears to be a huge hole torn right into
the mat, The Referee along with Roadie James see's no
sign of Violent J.. He might have been sucked underneath
by something or some one..

Lawler>>Look! It's Kevin Nash! He's running to the ring
i thought he left CWO...

Jagged>>He's pulling something out from underneath the
ring? I see some ones feet.. Nash is pulling who ever it
is!

Ross>>It's Jeramie Sweet!!! Jeramie thought he could
get away with that! Sweet looks Terrified and runs away!

Lawler>>Sweet jumps the guardrail with "Big Sexy" in hot
pursuit..He's gonna run him out of the Arena!! HAHAHAH!!

Jagged>>RUN THAT STINKING POSER OUTTA HERE NASH!!!!
WHOOHOOO!!! I'm feelin Gooood! Violent J is slowly
crawling out of that hole in the ring.

Ross>>But unfortunately for him Murderer has recovered
and kicks away at Violent J's chest.. Murderer hoists up
Violent J and drops him with a huge gut wrench suplex..
further damaging Violent J's ribs!

Lawler>>Mass Murderer regains control of the match..
Murderer delivers a Fall Away Slam! Heres a cover...
One..Two..Kick Out! Now the ref is fast counting again?

Jagged>>Mass Murderer now with a weak looking Neck
Breaker stuns Violent J some more.. Mass Murderer
signals for the Genocide.. Murderer whips Violent J
into the buckles and delivers a spine rattling spine
buster!

Ross>>This might be it for Violent J.. Mass Murderer
sets up for his finisher but before he can execute it..
Violent J whips out his elbow and hits him in the mouth
allowing for Violent J to escape!

Lawler>>Violent J delivers a DDT!! Violent J goes to
middle turn buckle.. Murderer gets to his feet only to
be dropped down again by a Bulldog by Violent J!

Jak Jagged>>He here goes for the Pin..One.....Two.....
Kick Out! Somebody should remove that Referee for his
lazy ass counting! Violent J with a Russian Leg Sweep
which is what the Genocide is backwards proves how
totally un original Mass Murderer's moves are!

Ross>>You know Jak that referee is counting a bit slow
but he looks new so maybe it's his first day here..
Violent J applies a painful Clown Face Crippler! Mass
Murderer is showing signs of fatigue, the hold takes
it's toll on the big man.

Lawler>>But why is the Referee ordering him to break it?

Jagged>>I don't understand!? What is wrong with the
referee.. Hey Look! It's Shaggy 2 Dope!!

Ross>>Violent J argues with the referee who in turn
shoves him into Mass Murderer! Murderer scoops up J and
plants him with a Piledriver.. On the Outside, Roadie
James see's Shaggy coming and puts on a pair of brass
knuckles and heads straight to Shaggy!

Lawler>>Roadie James takes a swing at Shaggy but Dope
ducks and kicks him in the Crotch! James falls to his
knee's!

Jagged>>HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Shaggy 2 Dope picks up James and
drops him on the Guardrailing for good measure.. Finally
that Annoying pibsqueek is knocked out!

Ross>>Your one to talk Jagged.. Shaggy goes to ringside
and snatches the ringbell and hides beside the ring..
Meanwhile inside the ring Mass Murderer executes a
Vertical Suplex.. Murderer now with a atomic drop.. He
whips Violent J to the ropes.. But Violent J clings on.

Lawler>>He knew the Spinebuster was coming up.. HAHAH!!
Which proceeds the Genocide, Mass Murderer looks furious
he runs to clothsline Violent J over the ropes but
misses!

Jagged>>Murderer goes over the ropes himself! Mass
Murderer looks around for Roadie James but does not see
him.. Shaggy 2 Dope sneaks up on him with that ring bell.

Ross>>Marlena distracts the referee. Mass Murderer
turns around Shaggy blasts him with the ring bell! For
sure Mass Murderer has got to be knocked out!

Lawler>>Shaggy 2 Dope rolls in Mass Murderer into the
ring.. Violent J already on his feet..

Jagged>>Hey?? Why is that referee getting a steel chair
for!? Violent J toying with him now.. HAHAHAH!!!
Violent J is now Pimp slapping the Murderer.. Oh man
this is great..

Ross>>But the Referee smacks Violent J with the steel
chair!!!??? This "Referee" now placing Murderer on top
of Violent J? What is going On.. Here comes the count..
One..Two..Thr [Somone pulls out the referee from the
ring]

[Lawler and Jagged In Shock]

Ross>>It's Prez Alvarado!! He pulled out this Corrupt
Referee before he could make the count.. Alvarado with
a right hook and Karate Kick make quick work of this
Impostering Referee!

Lawler>>Violent J pushes Murderer off of himself and
pulls up Murderer with him.. Kick to the gut.. Here
comes the Dead Man's Fall!

Jagged>>DEAD MAN'S FALL!! DEAD MAN'S FALL!! Violent with
the cover..One..Two.. Three!!!!! YEAH!!! BABY!!! YEAH!!!

Ross>>Well President Alvarado saves the day for right
now. Violent J beats Mass Murderer and destroys any
chance Murderer had of getting a title shot of his
choice.. What a thrilling match! we'll be right back
after this commercial break!

[Scene shows Violent J celebrating with Shaggy and
Marlena while Ominous Man and Kevin Nash comes out and
beat up the "Fake" Referee!]

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