*Pyrotechnics explode from the ring as "Children of the Grave" by White

Zombie begins to play.*

Ross>>Welcome everyone to Monday Night Meltdown. We are just one week away from Anarchy in the UEWF II!

Lawler>>Yeah and tonight Ahmed Johnson will be defending the title against"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and I hope Austin wins so that punk Normal don't get a title shot at Anarchy.

Ross>>Well let's get down to the ring for our first match.

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THE MEXICAN MOFIA VS VIOLENT J &

BUFF BAGWELL

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*The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 545 lbs, here are Senor Magnifico and Senor Perfecto, THE MEXICAN MOFIA!*

Ross>>The Mofia has had a streak of bad luck the past three weeks but I believe they plan on redeeming themselves tonight.

Lawler>>Violent J's been waiting a long time to get his hands on the Mofia and he will see to it that the Mofia loses again.

*Their opponents, weighing in at a total combined wieght of 488 lbs, being accompanied to the ring by Marlena, Violent J! His partner, being accompanied to the ring by Vincent, Buff Bagwell!*

Ross>>Violent J and Bagwell rush the ring and slide in under the bottom ropes and we have a brawl going on already and the bell has rung.

Lawler>>I told you Violent J has been waiting a long time for this.

Ross>>Violent J just clotheslined Perfecto over the top rope to the outside and is going out after him.

Lawler>>Violent J whips Perfecto into the ring steps.

Ross>>In the ring, Senor Magnifico has Bagwell by the neck and HASTA LUEGO!

Lawler>>OH NO!

Ross>>Here's the cover, one...two...three! It's all over.

Lawler>>Hey, what's Jak Jagged doing down here? He's talking to Marlena.

Ross>>Violent J sees this and goes over to Jagged and he just layed out Jagged with a right hand.

Lawler>>Ominous Man and Havoc just jumped in the ring and are attacking Bagwell. What is going on Ross?

Ross>>I don't have the slightest idea. Bad Omen just came over the guard rail with chairs and they just leveled Magnifico over the back of the head with that steel chair.

Lawler>>Look at the dent he put in that thing. They are pummeling Magnifico with those chairs. Sting Ray pulls Magnifico to his feet and slings him over the top rope.

*Music* "I KNOW YOU WANT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*

Ross>>What the...?

Lawler>>It's Sunny! WOOHOO!

Ross>>Here comes Ominous Man's Manager, Sunny, down to ringside. Sunny, Ominous Man,Violent J, Bad Omen, Marlena, Havoc and Jak Jagged are all in the ring.

Lawler>>*eyes bulging* OH MY GOD!

Ross>>I can't believe this! Marlena just pulled her top down and she has UWO painted across her chest while Sunny, Ominous Man, Bad Omen, Havoc, Jak Jagged and Violent J all do the UWO salute! Apparantly Violent J and Marlena have joined the UWO. We heard the rumors and now we know they are true. The UWO has expanded. This is unbelievable. Let's get the official word on this match.

*HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE MEXICAN MOFIA!*

Ross>>The Mofia pulls off a rather easy win here but I doubt they're done with Violent J, especially since he's joined the UWO. The Mofia will be facing UWO members, Bad Omen at Anarchy next week.

Lawler>>*staring at Marlena as she walks back to the locker room*