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8 TEAM BATTLE ROYAL

FOR TAG TITLES

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Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLE!!!! This is the MAAAAAIN EVENT!!!! The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the tag team titles. To be eliminated each member of your team must be eliminated. Here are the contestants. Walking down the aisle...being led to the ring by Jason and Nicole Bass...the most incredibly sexy team in this battle royal and the team filled with so much confidence and cockiness...here is Justin Credible and 'Astonishing' Adam Copeland....Innnnncredibly Sexy!!!! Team #2--Walking down the aisle..being led to the ring by Chainsaw Charlie...they want to be recognized as the most hardcore team in the world (WE WANT VIOLENCE goes over the speakers), here is Cactus Jack..New Jack...The Jackasses!!!! Team #3!! Walking down the aisle (triple threat's music starts up), being led to the ring by Francine and of course the president of the EHWF..Derek Martin...here is the team of Shane Douglas and Chris Candido!!!! Team #4!! Making their way to the ring...the most athletic team in this battle royal...Ravishing Riddler and Buff Bagwell!!! Team #5!! and Team #6!! Walking down the aisle...with the best chance of winning it because of four men in this royal. Here is Raven and Saturn and Mike Tyson...Dan Severn..the Golden Gloves!!! Team #7!! Walking to the ring with their manager Ms. Marlena...the team of Violent J...Shaggs 2 Dope..here is the Insane Clown Posse!!! Team #8!! Here is the Wildcard team!!! Shawn Michaels of the Total Domination and "Wildman" Marc Mero!!!

Styles: Well their all set to go..and now they are going!! Raven's Flock pounding on tthe tag team of Riddler and Bagwell in the corner. ICP is just watching. Michaels battling it out with Douglas. Mero taking on Candido. And the Jackasses are pounding on Incredibly Sexy!!

Lawler: Man it's mayhem in there!! WOO!! There goes Riddler!!!

Buffer: Ravishing Riddler from Riddler/Bagwell has been eliminated!!!

Styles: Look..Bagwell looks scared without his [Censored] buddy in there!! He just jumped over the rope himself!!!

Buffer: Buff Bagwell has been eliminated!! Therefore, Riddler/Bagwell are eliminated!

Styles: Now that their gone it's down to 14!! Look in the corner at Raven, he's arguing with Tyson over there!! Raven just slapped Tyson. But of courese that's not a first!! Adam Copeland is almost being thrown out by New Jack!! He's hanging on for his life and Credible just dropkicked New Jack, saving Copeland!! Michaels being pounded on by Douglas!! Douglas calling for the Double B suplex!! LANDED IT!!! That's his finisher!! Michaels is out!

Lawler: Look at Mero, he's pounding on Candido with some brass knuckles!! Violent J rolling to the outside of the ring, grabs a chair and throws it into Shaggs 2 Dope!!

Styles: Dope nails Credible right in the back form behind!! He is down right on his chest! Douglas pulls up Michaels and is looking to throw him out!! He's going for it, he has Michaels by the hair and MICHAELS IS GONE!!!

Buffer: Shawn Michaels has been eliminated from the Wildcard Team!!

Styles: Well now we're down to 13, still hard to see with three people elminated!!

*Dope is pounding on Raven with the chair now, Severn is being pounded by Mero, Saturn is nailing Candido with a chain, Copeland and Cactus are going at it, Violent J and New Jack are working over Tyson*

Styles: Look at Tyson!!

Lawler: Man, maybe he should go back to boxing huh??

Styles: Severn being thrown to the ropes by Mero, Sable just held down the ropes and he went over!! Severn has been eliminated!!

Buffer: Dan Severn of the Golden Gloves has been eliminated!!

Styles: Hey, Tyson just got thrown over too!!! Looks like by Mero again!! TYSON IS GONE!!!

Buffer: Mike Tyson of the Golden Gloves has been eliminated!! Therefore,so has the Golden Gloves!!

Styles: Down to 11 people now. Mero now looking for someone to beat on!! He sure is having fun out there huh? Mero looking around and didn't have to wait any longer as he got nailed with a clothesline by Cactus Jack!! Violent J and Candido are trading punches in the corner!! Violent J just threw salt in the eyes of Candido and he is down on the ground and that HURTS!!!

Lawler: Yeah I know, Cactus Jack picks up Mero and lands the Double Arm DDT!!! New Jack up on the top and a flying headbutt onto Mero!!! Man a risky move in a battle royal. They are trying to throw him out now, he's over!!

Styles: No, he held onto the ropes and pulled himself back up and New Jack and Cactus are waiting for him. Double headbutt knockes Mero throw the middle rope!! He is not gone!! Raven being beaten on by Dope, standing dropkick by Dope and Raven goes over!! Saturn comes running at Dope after seeing that and Dope body drops him striaght out of the ring!! He just eliminated 2 people in two seconds!! he's good!!!

Buffer: Saturn and Raven's team have been eliminated!!

Styles: 9 people to go!! Hey look out there, Warrior is coming down the aisle!! What's he doing?? He slides in the ring and he has a chair!! he is nailing New Jack and Cactus Jack with it!!! They are both down and out!! He rolls out of the ring now and has a mic!!

Warrior: "New Jack..I WHIPPED YOUR ASS!!!!!"

Styles: Man, they have something going here don't they?? Now Douglas and Candido are taking advantage of taht and are pounding on both Jackasses!!! Chainsaw Charlie just hopped in the ring and he has his chainsaw going!! That will scatter 7 men easily!! They all rolled to the outside!!

Lawler: Look at Copeland!! He's trying to attack Charlie from behind!! He's in there Charlie turns around and a kick to the stomach!! He lifts up Charlie, ADAM BOMB!!!! ADAM BOMB on Chainsaw!!

Styles: He's got some guts there!! Charlie rolls to the outside and Douglas and Candido go back to pounding on the Jackasses!! Derek Martin has done some really good things for the Triple Threat team here!! Wait now Derek Martin has the mic!!

Martin: Uh, I, your president would like to make an announcement, would everyone near the ringside please leave the ringside area, there is an exception of course. Sable, and Francine, oh and you too Marlena, can all stay!!

Styles: What kind of dumbass is this guy?? They are all leaving now and the women are staying!! New Jack has taken the advantage over on Chris Candido and Mero is coming over to help out New Jack. They are trying to get Candido over the ropes now!! Martin just jumped up on the apron!! He's talking to them. Mero and New Jack are now letting go. I think he threatened to suspend them. Sable now just turned around Martin and is talking to him.

Lawler: What is she doing?? Don't fall for it Derek!! She's tricking you!!

Styles: Martin, now is getting down from the apron and is talking to Sable!! Mero and New Jack just threw over Candido!!

Lawler: NO!!!!

Styles: Martin just turned around and realized it!!! He is having a fit!! Martin is yelling at New Jack and Mero!! New Jack is coming off the ropes, he just jumped over the top rope to the arena floor onto Martin!!! OH MY GOD!! NEW JACK IS CRAZY!! HE JUST ELIMINATED HIMSELF!!

Buffer: Chris Candido from the Triple Threat has been elminated as well as New Jack from the Jackasses!!!

Styles: Back to the ring with 7 men left!! I've got to go with Incredibly Sexy here, they look perfect in there!! Them and ICP are the only two teams with their whole team left!! There is also a possibility that Mero and Michaels could still be champs with they way Mero has been wrestling!!

Lawler: Violent J is just giving the hard right punches to Adam Copeland and Adam isn't fighting back!! COME ON ADAM!!!

Styles: Adam just got knocked right on down with that last punch!!! Dope is in the corner resting, while Mero is beating on Douglas again and Cactus is brawling with Credible!!

Lawler: Man, I love this guy Justin Credible!!

Styles: Mero and Douglas just spotted Dope in the corner!!! Dope isn't paying attention and he doesn't know that they have seen him!! Mero and Douglas are running at Dope and a double dropkick sends Dope to the apron!! He's still in though!! Mero nailed him with a punch, he's still holding on, Douglas with a punch, he's holding on with one hand. Cactus Jack was just thrown to the ropes by Credible and he nailed Dope to the outside, Dope is gone!!!

Buffer: Shaggs 2 Dope has been eliminated from the Insane Clown Posse!

Lawler: Now Mero and Douglas going back at each other. You've got to wonder if a feud may be developing here!!

Styles: Violent J and Copeland returning punches back and forth and back and forth!! J just went down on one knee and nailed him with a shot to the nuts!!

Lawler: AHH!! That had to hurt!!

Styles: Here comes Derek Martin!! I'd like to welcome the President of the EHWF and the manager of the Triple Threat to the table now!!

Martin: thanks Joey, you've earned yourself a raise there by saying that.

Lawler: What about me Derek? He's the one who has been badmouthing you all day!!

Martin: Jerry, you would get a raise anyway buddy. Straight from VP Maxwell's pocket!! Ha, ha!!! Hey look at Shane isn't he wonderful??

Styles: Oh yeah just great. He is getting pounded on by Mero in the corner and now he is begging for Mero to stop!! Cactus is over fighting with Violent J and Adam Copeland and Justin Credible are just talking strategy over there!!

Lawler: Man, these guys are smart thinkers huh??

Martin: Yes, they are, that's why I hired them!!

Styles: Mero is pulling Douglas by the hair now and Douglas is really bleeding from that mouth. Mero lifts Douglas up on his shoulder and drops his neck across the top turnbuckle!! Now Douglas is seriously hurt!! Better get up there Derek!!

Martin: No, he's alright, he'll be back in AHHHHHH!!!!!

Styles: Mero just threw Douglas over the top rope!!! He's gone!!!

Buffer: Shane Douglas of the Triple Threat has been eliminated and so has his team!!!

Styles: Down to 5!! Martin has just left and is over tending to Shane Douglas!! Mero has really been killing today!! He has eliminated about four people!! I like him to win it if it's just a single man battle royal!! But it's not!! Copeland and Credible right away going after Mero and double teaming him!!

Lawler: Violent J and Cactus Jack are really having a brawl over there in the corner. Cactus has a chair and so does Violent J!! Oh my gosh, Jack just nailed Violent J right in the knee with that chair and J is yelling in pain!!

Styles: Copeland and Credible whip Mero to the ropes, he comes off and a double back body drop sends Mero right down to the mat!! Mero right back up and a double clothesline by Incredibly Sexy!!

Lawler: Man, Cactus is conitnuing to pound on the knee J's with that chair and he is in terrible pain!!

Styles: Cactus told us earlier he was going in to win, and that's what he's doing right now!! But Mero is in serious trouble with the Sexy brothers. Mero leaning up against the ropes, Credible and Copeland are running at him and they slid under the bottom ropes, hopped up on the apron, and now are pulling on the back up Mero's head and trying to get him out. Mero misses an elbow to the face of Copeland and he slid under the ropes again!! Clothesline!! MERO'S GONE!!! COPELAND HAS ELIMINATED MERO!!!

Buffer: Marc Mero of the Wildcard team has been eliminated and so has his team!!

Styles: Well it's down to four people now!! Cactus is still nailing J with the chair as Copeland and Credible look on!! Cactus still hasn't seen Incredibly Sexy alone over there. He's backing around towards Copeland and he's going to hit J with that chair again!!!

Lawler: NO!!! He turned around and wacked Copeland with the chair and he goes over the top rope!!!

Styles: COPELAND IS GONE!!! He swings at Credible and Credible ducked. Kick to the gut, he lifts Cactus up on his shoulder. THAT'S INCREDIBLE!! The spinning tombstone!!! He picks up Cactus and whips him to the ropes, off comes Cactus, he ducks under a clothesline and Cactus nails Credible with a clothesline!! Cactus lifts up Credible, Buffer just announced Copeland is gone, he's going to throw him over, NO!! Credible hooked the legs of Cactus and Cactus is almost out!! Cactus grabs Justin's arm and

THEY BOTH WENT OUT!!! THEY BOTH WENT OUT!! INSANE CLOWN POSSE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!

Buffer: Cactus Jack and Justin Credible have both been eliminated from the Battle Royal, therefore the winner of this match, Violent J. Which means, the tag team champions are the INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!!!

Styles: Here comes Shaggs and Marlena and they are celebrating in thering!!! What a match! What a card!!