Jim Ross - Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Stranglemania II: The Last Dance!! We've got 1 action packed matches for you tonight!!!

Howard Finkel - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Howard Finkel - This match is for the CWO World Heavyweight Championship ["No Shelter" By Rage Against The Machine starts to play A sign reads "Del Glocko will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, Followed to the ring by Vlade Darboni And Jenna Jameson, Introducing Del Glocko.

[Del Glocko makes his way to the ring.]

Howard Finkel - And his opponent, ["Halls Of Illusions" By ICP starts to play "Violent J" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, CWO World Heavyweight Champion Viiioooleeent J!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Violent J walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jerry Lawler - Del Glocko and Wicked Clown are going to lock up. The Glock has the advantage. The Glock has him up in a vertical suplex!

Joe Levinsky - Violent J was up there for quite a while! Violent J is out cold!

Jim Ross - Wicked Clown sure could use some help now. Del Glocko is trying to apply a Camel Clutch!!

Jerry Lawler - Violent J Got out of it! He's lucky! Violent J climbing back to his feet, The Glock moves in... Back Suplex! Del Glocko picks him up in a Samoan Drop, and drops him right on his face! The Glock with a lateral press Earl Hebner ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Joe Levinsky - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jim Ross - The Glock with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Glock's going for a boston crab.

Jerry Lawler - He's not gonna get it on Violent J is to quick! Good moves by The Glock. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Joe Levinsky?

Joe Levinsky - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Supreme Glockmeister pulling Wicked Clown back to his feet.

Jim Ross - Lock up... Violent J going for a suplex... Supreme Glockmeister blocks it... Violent J trys again... Block and Supreme Glockmeister with a suplex of his own!! Boston crab being applied by Supreme Glockmeister ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jerry Lawler - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Violent J got out of that at the last second! Cover by Supreme Glockmeister ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes Violent J has his foot on the ropes! The Glock dives on to Violent J and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Violent J!

Joe Levinsky - What an incredible series of punches!! Supreme Glockmeister out of no where with a huge bulldog! Violent J went down quick!

Jim Ross - Violent J hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Wicked Clown, down goes Del Glocko. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jerry Lawler?

Jerry Lawler - No. Violent J with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Violent J is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Joe Levinsky - The Glock Got out of it! He's lucky! Violent J with the hair of The Glock.

Jim Ross - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jerry Lawler - Del Glocko lunging toward Wicked Clown and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Glock!! The Glock repeatedly slamming Violent Js down! He could break his nose!!

Joe Levinsky - Wicked Clown driving a knee into the spinal area of Supreme Glockmeisters back!! Lock up... Violent J with an armdrag takedown.

Jim Ross - Violent J drops a knee on lower leg of Del Glocko! Currently this match is all Violent J! Del Glocko taking an onslaught of punishment! Wicked Clown is pounding away at his entire body! Violent J Stomping away at the chest of The Glock!

Jerry Lawler - Leg drop across the throat of Violent J! A huge knee to the face sends Violent J off his feet!

Joe Levinsky - Supreme Glockmeisters face is being slammed over and over by Violent J

Jim Ross - That could cave in his face!! Violent J with repeated boots to the knee of Del Glocko. Working the leg! Violent J measuring him up elbow smash!

Jerry Lawler - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Joe Levinsky?

Joe Levinsky - Well Violent J just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Wicked Clown. Wicked Clown is moving back to his feet Cover by Violent J ...1 ...2 ... Earl Hebner is pointing to the ropes Del Glocko has his foot on the ropes!

Jim Ross - Wicked Clown out of no where with a Russian Leg Sweep! The Glock went down quick! The Glock is ROCKED with a big elbow! What an awesome match!!!!

Jerry Lawler - Good call! Quick cover by Violent J Supreme Glockmeister kicks out before the one count! Violent J pulling The Glock back to his feet.

Joe Levinsky - Wicked Clown applys a standing bear hug, lifts The Glock up and drops him down!!

Jim Ross - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Wicked Clown's going for a Clown Face Crippler.

Jerry Lawler - He's not gonna get it on Supreme Glockmeister is to quick! The Glock climbing back to his feet, Wicked Clown moves in... Tiger Suplex! Pinning combination by Wicked Clown ...1 ...2 ... Supreme Glockmeister grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Reverse Chinlock being applied by Violent J ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Joe Levinsky - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Del Glocko got out of that at the last second!

Jim Ross - Wicked Clown picks him up in a Gorlilla Press Slam and drops him right on his face! The Glock needs to try for a comeback! Violent J comes down across the back of The Glock with a double axe handle!! Supreme Glockmeister just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Wicked Clown ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Supreme Glockmeister.

Jerry Lawler - Wicked Clown with the hair of The Glock.

Joe Levinsky - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Glock is out cold! Del Glocko is stumbling. Violent J with a roll up. Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Supreme Glockmeister moving back to his feet Violent J scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Del Glocko moving to his feet. Wicked Clown kicks him back down!

Jim Ross - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jerry Lawler?

Jerry Lawler - No. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Supreme Glockmeister makes it out.

Joe Levinsky - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Del Glocko is ROCKED with a big elbow! Violent J out of no where with a Belly To Belly suplex! Del Glocko went down quick! Good moves by Violent J. Wicked Clown pulling The Glock back to his feet.

Jim Ross - Del Glocko with a snapmare take down! The Glock lifting Violent J into position for something. He devastated the neck of Wicked Clown with a Tombstone type piledriver. King Cobra Clutch applied by The Glock ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jerry Lawler - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wicked Clown got out of that at the last second!

Joe Levinsky - Violent J sure could use some help now. Del Glocko out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Violent J went down quick! Del Glocko is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jim Ross - Wicked Clown Got out of it! He's lucky! The Glock pulling Violent J back to his feet. The Glock slamming the head of Violent J into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]

Jerry Lawler - Wicked Clown hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Violent J pulls it off and drops Del Glocko like yesterdays newspaper! Violent J with a lateral press Earl Hebner ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Joe Levinsky - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Glock is stumbling. Violent J with the hair of Del Glocko.

Jim Ross - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Powerbomb!! Violent J comes down across the back of Supreme Glockmeister with a huge fore arm!! Del Glocko just can't make it to his feet!

Jerry Lawler - Wicked Clown is trying to pull Del Glocko back to his feet. Del Glocko with an low blow!! Down goes Violent J! Good moves by Del Glocko. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Violent J makes it out.

Joe Levinsky - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Quick cover by The Glock Wicked Clown kicks out before the one count!

Jim Ross - Violent J hops back to his feet. Violent J charging at Del Glocko.

Jerry Lawler - Supreme Glockmeister's with a back body drop, NO Violent J reverses into a Piledriver!! Violent J connects with a chop to the chest of Del Glocko. Chop to the kidney area by Violent J stuns The Glock.

Joe Levinsky - The Glock picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Wicked Clown. Cover by The Glock ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Violent J. Wicked Clown sure could use some help now. Wicked Clown is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!

Jim Ross - Good call! Violent J moving back to his feet The Glock scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jerry Lawler - Violent J hops back to his feet. lock up The Glock gets the upper edge setting Violent J up for a piledriver.

Joe Levinsky - Violent J counters back body drop! Gives Violent J the advantage again!

Jim Ross - Violent J lifting Supreme Glockmeister into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Glock with a DDT. What an awesome match!!!!

Jerry Lawler - Good call!

Joe Levinsky - Wicked Clown out of no where with a Brainbuster ! The Glock went down quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jim Ross?

Jim Ross - No. Violent J's going for a boston crab.

Jerry Lawler - He's not gonna get it on Del Glocko is to quick! Wicked Clown dives on to The Glock and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Del Glocko!

Joe Levinsky - What an incredible series of punches!! Violent J Whips Del GlockoTo the ropes.. J lands a kick to the gut..Violent J hooks the arms.. DEAD MAN'S FALL!! He Nailed It! It's over! Violent J goes for the cover, Earl Hebner counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Violent J won the match in 37 minutes and 37 seconds.]

Howard Finkel - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiioooleeent J

Jim Ross-It looks like Violent J isn't through with Del Glocko.. He Uhh Pimp slams a couple of times and lifts him up What!? He looks to be setting up for another DEAD MAN'S FALL!! Amazing!!

Jerry Lawler-He ain't through!! Violent J picks him up again and delivers yet another DEAD MAN'S FALL On top of the CWO Belt! What?? He's gonna do it again.. Another DEAD MAN'S FALL!!

Joe Levinsky-Del Glocko looks like a pathetic wuss in there! Violent J once again lifts up Del Glocko and delivers a FIFTH DEAD MANS FALL!! Violent J Standing over Del Glocko with the Belt held high.. Prez Alvarado runs down to the ring..

[Prez Alvarado grabs the Mic]

Prez Alvarado-You.. You.. Beat Del Glocko!!??

Violent J-Yeah!! Can you believe it..[Censored]!! I Delivered the Dead Man's Fall...Five Times!!

Prez Alvarado-No! No!! This Can't be!! You cheated.. YOU will face Del Glocko again right here..right now!! We'll restart the match!!

Violent J-But I already beat the Mother[Censored]!! You can't do that!!

Prez Alvarado-Well In that case..[Dramatic Pause with a smile] YOUR FIRED!!!!

Violent J-You Can't fire me you [Censored] Wearing School Yard [Censored] Boy!! I Quit!! I RETIRE And I'm RETIRING with my [Censored] GOLD!!! [Violent J kicks Prez in the crotch and delivers the Dead Man's Fall while Violent J flips him off as the crowd cheers]

David Burkett-Police!! Arrest That Punk!! [David grabs a Baseball bat and swings at Violent J but misses and he too gets hit with a Dead Man's Fall]

[Violent J goes on a Rampage flipping over the Announcers Table and smashing up the Monitors then setting the ringside on fire before running into the Audience with the Police in hot pursuit]

Violent J-[In the rafters with all the Juggalos] I Ain't No [Censored] Sell Out!! Much Clown Love Everybody!! [Scene fades as Violent J showers everyone with Faygo]